[ foodgun ]

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

Attributed to Robert Benchley

Damn you and your timely posting, deadspin.com!

Funny? Bizarre? Unless you click the link above, you’ll never know.

Go see Idiocracy while you can. It’s already been ably reviewed elsewhere, so I’ll just note that the gf didn’t like it, but commented the next day, “the more I think about it, the funnier it gets.” [ I should apologize to her for making it out to be more of a straight-up comedy than [...]

Two words: Jelly D.

I didn’t think it would be possible for post-Will-Ferrel-SNL to be funny, but damned if I’m not wrong:

Thanks, biscotti. I have no idea who you are, but you made my day with this:

My favourite bit of overheard conversation, on the Toronto subway: “Dude, I fucked up large on that grammar test.”

Best. Mashup. Evar.
TPS